To my friends who enjoy a beer or glass of wine... and to those who don't:

[digginfool]

 
As Ben Franklin said:  In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. 
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces.In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing it as a public service. Have a great day!

[dgt714]

 

[Da_Mtg_Man]

I'm going in to pour a Makers Mark on the rocks  right now.

[Mudneck]

Anyone gonna run this through Snopes?

[trx#9]

 No snopes needed for this! Maybe E-coli in tap water, but not from bottled. If you think about it fruits and veggies are grown from sheeeet and we know Diggin speaks it quite often, maybe he's a vegetarian.  

[digginfool]

I'm going in to pour a Makers Mark on the rocks  right now.

I hear you there.  That's my favorite whiskey.  If you ever find yourself in Louisville, make sure you eat at the Maker's Mark restaurant downtown.  The steaks are phenomenal!! 

[Da_Mtg_Man]

I'm going in to pour a Makers Mark on the rocks  right now.

I hear you there.  That's my favorite whiskey.  If you ever find yourself in Louisville, make sure you eat at the Maker's Mark restaurant downtown.  The steaks are phenomenal!! 

I will try it. Have you tried Knob Creek? I actually like it better than Makers Mark. Give it a sip and see what you think.

[gearhead400]

knob creek is gooood.