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« on: May 08, 2008, 07:34:17 PM »



"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?" "

I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months.. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2008, 07:45:06 PM »

hahahaha good one bush Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 07:48:50 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 09:08:09 PM »

Thats a good one..... Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2008, 11:40:12 PM »

I like it
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 11:47:39 PM »

haha good one. i needed a laugh!
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