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« on: May 03, 2008, 10:40:17 AM »

Did you guys hear on the news that gas stations are going to start playing short porn clips at the gas pumps?






















That way you can watch someone else getting screwed at the same time as you are.   Grin
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 11:35:58 AM »

dope! Sad
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 11:59:08 AM »

LOL.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 06:01:14 PM »

aint that right
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 06:10:25 PM »

I got raped at the diesel pump last night $4.36 gal., didn't even get a thank you.
Felt used , abused ......unappreciated .
Need counseling .... Crap
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 09:14:18 PM »

It's the least they could do for those prices. but, they need to have "full service".
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 10:05:35 PM »

thats funny
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2008, 01:33:16 AM »

It's the least they could do for those prices. but, they need to have "full service".

hell yeah i agree!

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2008, 09:35:11 PM »

lovin the blonde idea Grin
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2008, 09:36:32 PM »

haha thats pretty funny, nice one,.. nice one.
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2008, 09:44:59 PM »

 GOOD 1...
 I PAYED 95 DOLLARS EARLIER TO FILL MY TAHOE... IT SUCKS......
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2008, 09:54:51 PM »

I'm with ya bro, We have a Tahoe and an Expedition

Exp = $88.14
Tahoe= 101.70
That was the last fill up. This is every week and every once in a while it's at 5 or 6 days.
These numbers above comes out to $822 a month. Thats freakin disgusting!
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2008, 10:23:05 PM »

Pumps shut off at $75 I guess incase of a run off without paying which doesnt make sense because you have to pay 1st. 
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2008, 10:26:26 PM »

It's actually based on the limit your bank sets. My debit card runs to $100 but my credit cards keep on going
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2008, 01:19:10 PM »

Do you get to make your own selections on which clips to watch
 Asian, white, Latin etc. etc. Huh??
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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2008, 03:28:34 PM »

..........Lesbian Grin
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2008, 07:42:11 PM »

Great Joke!!!!!

These gas prices are killing everyone. I feel really bad for the truckers that are having to pay outrageous amounts for diesel. For the last 3 days I have been riding with my Dad to work in the company truck so I can save $$$$$$$$$ on gas.
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2008, 10:17:08 PM »

..........Lesbian Grin

Lesbian will be there, but you have to be female to get it as a selection.  It would be degrading to women if men were watching that.  Wink
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