ON A LIGHTER NOTE

[CABLEGUY1]

With all of the politically laced threads going around I figured I would contribute and try to lesson the tension and bashing a little bit by inserting a little political humor. Well at least I thought it was humorous.You decide.





>>>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

>>>

>>>

>>>Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

>>>

>>>

>>>I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

>>>

>>>

>>>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

>>>Government.

>>>

>>>

>>>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

>>>

>>>

>>>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

>>>

>>>

>>>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

>>>

>>>

>>>Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

>>>

>>>

>>>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

>>>

>>>

>>>Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to

>>>check

>>>on him.

> ;>>

>>>

>>>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

>>>

>>>

>>>So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

>>>Not

>>>wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

>>>

>>>

>>>Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in

>>>bed

>>>with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

>>>

>>>

>>>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I

>>>understand the concept of politics now.'

>>>

>>>

>>>The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think

>>>politics is all about.'

>>>

>>>

>>>Th e little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class

>>>while

>>>the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the

>>>Future

>>>is in deep $hit.

[~Demon_Boy250X~]

LMAO!!! Thats awesome! wow lol! 

[Alba450]

LMAO!!!

[predatorracer8]

FUNNY, there has been alot of useless threads on the open discussion lately, were here for ATV's so talk about them. not how the country is ran.

[Joedirt]

That's wild and Crazy

[Peeper]

LOL

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

 BRILLIANT!!!

[lil fat rider]

LMAO!

[psd]

That's classic!

[gearhead400]

thats hilarious!

[logandzwon]

ya, Nannies are great arn't they?

[shortcut]

    Much needed.

Jeff

[backwoods boy]

no that sounds like clinton right there he was litterally screwin the nanny,secratary,janitors,anything else w/ two legs[some w/ four]