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yfz450psycho
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« on: March 19, 2008, 07:24:27 PM »

OFFEND EVERYONE!
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>What  do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
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>Juan  on Juan
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>What  is a Yankee?
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>The  same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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>What  is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
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>The  position of the dirt bag
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>Why  is divorce so expensive?
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>Because  it's worth it.
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>What  do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
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>Doughnuts
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>Why  is air a lot like sex?
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>Because  it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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>What  do you call a smart blonde?
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>A  golden retriever.
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>What  do attorneys use for birth control?
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>Their  personalities.
> ;
>What's  the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
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>10  years and 45 lbs
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>What's  the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
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>45  minutes
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>What's  the fastest way to a man's heart?
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>Through  his chest with a sharp knife.
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>Why  do men want to marry virgins?
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>They  can't stand criticism
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>Why  is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and 
>good-looking?
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>Because  those men already have boyfriends.
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>What's  the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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>After  a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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>What  makes men chase women they have no intention of  marrying?
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>The  same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of 
>driving.
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>Why   don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
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>Because  they have cotton balls.
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>What's  the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
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>A  porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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>What  did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
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>"Are  you sure it's mine?"
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>Why  does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
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>Mace  will do that to you.
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>Why  did OJ Simpson want to move to West  Virginia ?
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>Everyone  has the same DNA.
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>Why  do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
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>Breasts  don't have eyes.
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>Why  do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
>Mondays,  Wednesdays and Fridays?
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>Because  on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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>Where  does an Irish family go on vaca tion?
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>A  different bar.
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>Did  you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond  baby?
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>They  named him "Sum Ting Wong".
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>What  would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the 
>other?
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>A  speech impediment.
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>What  does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at 
>half-mast?
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>They're  hiring.
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>What's  the difference between a southern zoo and a northern  zoo?
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>A  southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
>along  with... "a recipe".
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>How  do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F  word?
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>Get  another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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>What's  the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern 
>fairytale?
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>A  northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale 
>begins
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>"Y'all  ain't gonna believe this sh*t....
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>Why  is there no Disneyland in China?
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>No  one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 07:28:00 PM »

LMAO  some of those were hilarious!
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 08:02:35 PM »

YEA SOME  REALY FUNNY  POST THE ONES YOU LOVE
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 06:18:18 PM »

>What's  the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern 
>fairytale?
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>A  northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale 
>begins
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>"Y'all  ain't gonna believe this sh*t....

i like this one lmao.
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 05:29:39 PM »

>Why  is there no Disneyland in China?
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>No  one's tall enough to go on the good rides

lmfao
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 10:24:07 AM »

>What's  the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern 
>fairytale?
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>A  northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale 
>begins
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>"Y'all  ain't gonna believe this sh*t....

i like this one lmao.


haha i was like.. wtf i dont get it..
because i wasnt reading the last part "Y'all  ain't gonna believe this sh*t...." lol
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 06:56:23 PM »

haha i was like.. wtf i dont get it..
because i wasnt reading the last part "Y'all  ain't gonna believe this sh*t...." lol

I don't think I would be admitting that darling.........
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 07:16:30 PM »

haha i was like.. wtf i dont get it..
because i wasnt reading the last part "Y'all  ain't gonna believe this sh*t...." lol

I don't think I would be admitting that darling.........

haha its' ok
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im confident today
i learned a new line dance.(:
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