Multiple choice exam

[WickedBanshee]

The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian
 Vilar Rodrigez and published in a Spanish newspaper on 5-22-07.  It
 doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of
Europe - and possibly to the rest of the world.
 =====================================================

 REMEMBER AS YOU  READ  --  IT WAS IN A SPANISH PAPER Date:  Tue, 22 May
 2007 14:30:20  -0500

 ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN  AUSCHWITZ
 By Sebastian Vilar  Rodri gez(*)

 I walked  down the street in Barcelona, and suddenly discovered a terrible truth  - Europe died in Auschwitz. We killed six million Jews and replaced them with 20 million Muslims. In Auschwitz we burned a culture of thought, creativity, and talent. We destroyed the chosen people, truly chosen, because they produced great and wonderful people who changed the world.

 The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of life: science, art, international trade, and above all, as the conscience of the world.  These are the people we burned.

 And under the pretense of tolerance, and because we wanted to prove to ourselves that we were cured of the disease of racism, we opened our gates to 20 million Muslims, who brought us stupidity and ignorance, religious extremism a nd lack of tolerance, crime and poverty, due to an unwillingness to work and support
 their families with pride.

 They have turned our beautiful Spanish cities into the third world, drowning in filth and crime.

 Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the government, they plan the murder and destruction of their naive hosts.

 And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for fanatical hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for backwardness and superstition.

 We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of Europe and their talent for hoping for a better future for their children, their determined clinging to life because life is holy, for those who pursue death, for
 people consumed by the desire for death for themselves and others, for our children and theirs.

 What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe.
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 A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.  Absolutely No Profiling!  Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test.

 These events are actual events from history. They really happened!  Do you remember?

    1.       1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
             a.       Superman
            b.       Jay Leno
             c.       Harry Potter
           &nbs p; d.       A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    2.       In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
             a.       Olga Corbett
             b.       Sitting Bull
             c.       Arnold Schwarzenegger
             d.       Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.       In 1979, the US Embassy in Iran was taken over by
             a.       ; Lost Norwegians
             b.       Elvis
             c.       A tour bus full of 80-year old women
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4.       During the 1980?s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
             a.       John Dillinger
             b.       The King of Sweden
             c.       The Boy Scouts
  &nb sp;          d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5.       In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by
             a.       A pizza delivery boy
             b.       Pee Wee Herman
             c.       Geraldo Rivera
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.       In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
             a.       The Smurfs
             b.       Davey Jones
             c.       The Little Mermaid
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.       In 1985 TWA Flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
             a.       Captain Kidd
             b.       Charles Lindberg
             c.       Mother Teresa
          ;    d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8.       In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by
             a.       Scooby Doo
             b.       The Tooth Fairy
             c.       The Sundance Kid
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.       In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by
             a.    ;    Richard Simmons
             b.       Grandma Moses
             c.       Michael Jordan
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.   In 1998, the US Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
             a.       Mr. Rogers
             b.       Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
             c.       The World Wrestling Federation
 ;             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.   On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
    by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by
             a.       Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
             b.       The Supreme Court of Florida
             c.       Mr. Bean
             d.       Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12.   In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against
             a.       Enron
             b.       The Lutheran Church
             c.       The NFL
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    13.   In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by
             a.       Bonnie and Clyde
             b.       Captain Kangaroo
             c.       Billy Graham
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?  So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest the screeners be guilty of profiling. This is sent so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices who want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense.

 P. S. And guess who bombed London?



Sorry so LONG!!!

[quadracer1992]

1.       1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
             a.       Superman
            b.       Jay Leno
             c.       Harry Potter
           &nbs p; d.       A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    2.       In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
             a.       Olga Corbett
             b.       Sitting Bull
             c.        Arnold Schwarzenegger
             d.       Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.       In 1979, the US Embassy in Iran was taken over by
             a.        ; Lost Norwegians
             b.       Elvis
             c.       A tour bus full of 80-year old women
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4.       During the 1980?s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
             a.       John Dillinger
             b.       The King of Sweden
            c.       The Boy Scouts
  &nb sp;          d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5.       In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by
             a.        A pizza delivery boy
             b.       Pee Wee Herman
             c.       Geraldo Rivera
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.       In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
             a.        The Smurfs
             b.       Davey Jones
             c.       The Little Mermaid
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.       In 1985 TWA Flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
             a.       Captain Kidd
             b.       Charles Lindberg
             c.        Mother Teresa
          ;    d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8.       In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by
             a.       Scooby Doo
             b.        The Tooth Fairy
             c.       The Sundance Kid
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.       In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by
             a.    ;    Richard Simmons
             b.       Grandma Moses
             c.       Michael Jordan
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.   In 1998, the US Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
             a.       Mr. Rogers
             b.       Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
             c.       The World Wrestling Federation
 ;             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.   On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
    by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by
             a.       Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
             b.       The Supreme Court of Florida
             c.       Mr. Bean
             d.       Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12.   In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against
             a.       Enron
             b.       The Lutheran Church
             c.        The NFL
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    13.   In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by
             a.       Bonnie and Clyde
             b.       Captain Kangaroo
             c.       Billy Graham
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

[BrewsYourDaddy]

Are you sure the correct answer isn't

e) The Republicans

[big-daddy]

 14: In 2008 who suppled Hillary Clinton the money to win the president seat?
           A: Monica
           B: Swamp Donkey
           C: Bush Family
           D: A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

[quadracer1992]

In 2008 who suppled Hillary Clinton the money to win the president seat?
           A: Monica
           B: Swamp Donkey
           C: Bush Family
           D: A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

[big-daddy]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^

[quadracer1992]

lol

[MadMudder]

    1.       1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
             a.       Superman
             b.      Jay Leno
             c.       Harry Potter
           &nbs p; d.       A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    2.       In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
             a.       Olga Corbett
             b.       Sitting Bull
             c.       Arnold Schwarzenegger
             d.       Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.       In 1979, the US Embassy in Iran was taken over by
             a.       ; Lost Norwegians
             b.       Elvis
             c.       A tour bus full of 80-year old women
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4.       During the 1980?s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
             a.       John Dillinger
             b.       The King of Sweden
             c.       The Boy Scouts
  &nb sp;          d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5.       In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by
             a.       A pizza delivery boy
             b.       Pee Wee Herman
             c.       Geraldo Rivera
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.       In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
             a.       The Smurfs
             b.       Davey Jones
             c.       The Little Mermaid
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.       In 1985 TWA Flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
             a.       Captain Kidd
             b.       Charles Lindberg
             c.       Mother Teresa
          ;    d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8.       In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by
             a.       Scooby Doo
             b.       The Tooth Fairy
             c.       The Sundance Kid
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.       In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by
             a.    ;    Richard Simmons
             b.       Grandma Moses
             c.       Michael Jordan
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.   In 1998, the US Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
             a.       Mr. Rogers
             b.       Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
             c.       The World Wrestling Federation
 ;             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.   On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
    by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by
             a.       Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
             b.       The Supreme Court of Florida
             c.       Mr. Bean
             d.       Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12.   In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against
             a.       Enron
             b.       The Lutheran Church
             c.       The NFL
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    13.   In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by
             a.       Bonnie and Clyde
             b.       Captain Kangaroo
             c.       Billy Graham
             d.       Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

[Southern4x4]

Is it bad all my answers were D?

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

In 2008 who suppled Hillary Clinton the money to win the president seat?
           A: Monica
           B: Swamp Donkey
           C: Bush Family
           D: A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

 I got the $$$$$ from selling Bill Cigars and teaching Monica to spit.

[VForcedave]

Now Achmedwackjob from Iran wants to visit Ground Zero and lay a reef for his fallen terrorists.

[big-daddy]

Now Achmedwackjob from Iran wants to visit Ground Zero and lay a reef for his fallen terrorists.

More like a reef on his own grave!