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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2007, 11:13:34 AM »

I hate pit bulls and bull dogs.  And I especially hate sparkplug or sparkie or whatever his name is.  And you can add his crappy wife bluepits or forgot to shave my pits or whatever her name is.  And then there's that chino or chico guy.  All of them are tools trust me.

Long life the CTM!  Despite SD leaving!   Kiss


You know what you ugly heifer I don't care if you like me or not!  You can't ride either, your as slow as a freakin snail and leave a trail like one! Dumb people on here piss me off! And it's MR.Sparkplug to you! Damn redneck wannabe's....


CTM crew is the bomb..lets ride...oops we're broke down...can you give us a pull?!? lol

SD officially moved yesterday that are traitors! They wanted to be up where there mother and brother are also their Aunt and Uncle. Smiley
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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2007, 11:27:03 AM »

It must be Friday. Lets get it going.
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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2007, 12:07:22 PM »

 I need a loaner for some riding. I can probably run faster than QT!!
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2007, 12:50:46 PM »

I need a loaner for some riding. I can probably run faster than QT!!

How about a YFZ80 with 2 flat tires (chewed up by a pit) and bent bars.
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2007, 12:52:02 PM »

I need a loaner for some riding. I can probably run faster than QT!!

How about a YFZ80 with 2 flat tires (chewed up by a pit) and bent bars.

That's funny !
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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2007, 01:21:07 PM »

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You mean girl thingies!
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« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2007, 01:49:23 PM »

   If it didn't have the bent bars...I would ride it, and still be faster than QT!!
 Wait till she see's these post!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
  SD probably wanted to be close to some riding area's too. Hell, I think I'll be up there in another year or two.
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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2007, 01:50:22 PM »

hey chico you  must not have met ellie may (qt's alter ego).  you remember the beverly hills hillbillies.  she'll put a real whooping on ya in a wrastlin' contest.  then she'll take your bull dog's balls and shove 'em down your throat.  those of you that have seen them know what i'm talking about.

hey shave your pits.  go find a real bike.  banshee's suck too cause they never run.  you and mrs sparkie need to get some real dogs and real quads.  

hell for that matter all y'all need to get a quad.  i may be slow but atleast i won't be runnin'.

CTM crew!

thanks y'all for a great laugh this morning. Kiss
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« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2007, 01:50:52 PM »

   If it didn't have the bent bars...I would ride it, and still be faster than QT!!
 Wait till she see's these post!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You could ride a power wheels and be faster than her.
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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2007, 01:55:53 PM »

  My little girl has a powerwheels and I may take it on the next ride. I don't think you saw my balls, if you had, from the view you would've been seeing them at, they would look like planets!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
    I think this is a callout for a match at the mudpitt...bra free!!
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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2007, 03:12:52 PM »

  My little girl has a powerwheels and I may take it on the next ride. I don't think you saw my balls, if you had, from the view you would've been seeing them at, they would look like planets!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
    I think this is a callout for a match at the mudpitt...bra free!!

Now thats so funny stuff. They would look like planets.  LMAO Rolling on the Floor Laughing Laugh Looney Oh my god! Sleep Gosh Loved by All
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« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2007, 04:17:04 PM »

  My little girl has a powerwheels and I may take it on the next ride. I don't think you saw my balls, if you had, from the view you would've been seeing them at, they would look like planets!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
    I think this is a callout for a match at the mudpitt...bra free!!

of course i couldn't see your balls.  good lord i've got airsoft pellets bigger than your entire sack.  i was talking about tattoo's set i was gonna stuff down your throat.  although even w/ the gargantuan size of those things i think your mouth is bigger so maybe it wouldn't work. Shocked

um no i'm not playing find the snake w/ you.  keep that between you and your wife.  besides if we did it braless i'd knock  you out w/ my knockers.  how would you explain that to your wife and kids?  i mean really is a coma worth trying to wrastle ellie may and her braless boobies?
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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2007, 04:35:13 PM »

i got $100 and my quad on QT (L-Dub). but wait.... when she wins that would mean i get your quad... well maybe your next quad... kinda like selling off your first born.  Cool
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« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2007, 04:42:16 PM »

Hey I've found all kind of your so called real bikes but unless it goes fast I don't want it! lol and this is Mrs. Sparkie!

Chico you know she'd blind you with the beams before she knocked you out. Thats' her secret weapon kinda like a deer in the headlights thing..just brighter..J/K QT

SD had to leave their bikes behind didn't have nuff room for them...They'll be back down soon to get em...


And I don't think Tattoo's balls would fit in Chino's mouth...it's big but Tat's balls would be a lil more than he could handle, unless you know something we don't..

Maybe we should get him neutered and share them with some of the members on here.. I know a few that THINK they have some but couldn't find them with a telescope with 5 magnifying lenses..

Takes a boy to say what they have takes a man to have the balls to back it up Wink

I have real dogs I can't help it their Blue Smiley and Bad A$$ I like to match so it doesn't matter which truck I drive my dog matches Smiley


Jody got his shee done QT it hauls ass! I took a vid on my phone of him riding I'll have to figure out how to put it on here.

CTM crew all the way, baby
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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2007, 06:07:30 PM »

congrats on getting a bike done.  need to get y'all out to the ranch one of these days.  and chino just needs to get his baby momma paid off and get another quad.   CTM crew will ride again one day.
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« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2007, 06:41:10 PM »

  I'll get another quad as soon as I sell my Tahoe, and pay my F350 down some. Maybe like 4 or 5 months.
   As far as Ellie May, don't be mad when she comes home in a wheelchair. You know how I roll...what happens in the mudd, stays in the mudd!! You can swing those things at me if you want to. But I'll tell you this,"I won't be bobbin an weavin to avoid them!!" It would make a nice tag team...Ellie May and her other side.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2007, 06:46:35 PM »

  I'll keep the new quad, and you can have my firstborn!! Rumpelstilskin.
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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2007, 07:05:11 PM »

  I'll keep the new quad, and you can have my firstborn!! Rumpelstilskin.

don't take that deal tony.  his first born is cute as hell but she's a girly girl and screams when the love bugs land on her.  that and you don't need another expensive woman.
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« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2007, 07:06:30 PM »

  I'll get another quad as soon as I sell my Tahoe, and pay my F350 down some. Maybe like 4 or 5 months.
   As far as Ellie May, don't be mad when she comes home in a wheelchair. You know how I roll...what happens in the mudd, stays in the mudd!! You can swing those things at me if you want to. But I'll tell you this,"I won't be bobbin an weavin to avoid them!!" It would make a nice tag team...Ellie May and her other side.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

someone wake me up if he comes up w/ anything interesting. Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2007, 07:07:07 PM »

 Hey, she likes bugs as long as she's in full armor!!
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« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2007, 07:08:52 PM »

 How bout me and you and a video camera get into the muddhole, and we'll let the site vote on it!! I'll take you and Ellie May on. Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
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« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2007, 07:14:29 PM »

How bout me and you and a video camera get into the muddhole, and we'll let the site vote on it!! I'll take you and Ellie May on. Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

still  snoring:Z Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
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« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2007, 08:11:51 PM »

  How bout we just buy a shizzit load of beer and drink and throw mudd at each other? Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
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« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2007, 08:15:23 PM »

still  snoring:Z Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep

LOL,ha ha.
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« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2007, 08:25:47 PM »

  How bout we just buy a shizzit load of beer and drink and throw mudd at each other? Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

that sounds a little more interesting to me.  atleast i won't be getting groped by a married man.
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