Ok so there are these 3 guys working on a construction site. They work at the top of the sky scraper there bulding. The first guy is English and he opens his lunch and its a ham sandwich. He says "If I get ham tomorrow im going to jump. The second guy is Scottish and he has a turkey sandwich. He says if he gets a turkey one more time then he is going to jump. The third guy is polish and he gets cheese and crakers. He says the same as the first two. So the next day the english guy opens his lunch and its ham. So he jumps. The scottish guy gets turkey so he jumps. The polish guy gets the same thing so he follows suit.
So all the wives are at the funeral and are talking to one another. The english guys wife shook her head and said that if he would have asked she would have made something different. The scottish guys wife says same here. I wish he would have told me. The polish guys wife just looks at them and says " I dont know, he made his own lunch"......
