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blaster94
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YO Momma!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 29, 2006, 06:57:30 PM »
Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like crap!!!
Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat,when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma's so fat,at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
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devildog55
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January 03, 2007, 01:44:13 AM »
yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scal eit says, WHAT THE F@&K!!!
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February 23, 2007, 11:15:07 PM »
yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu
your so ugly your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
let me stop b4 i go to far...
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February 24, 2007, 12:36:10 PM »
Yo mommas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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February 24, 2007, 12:57:16 PM »
Mad mudder is a dork!!!!And has a ugly dog!!!
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February 28, 2007, 09:42:14 PM »
Your Mamma is so fat when she got married the brides maids wore waitress uniforms so she would feel at home.
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