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« on: November 22, 2006, 11:13:43 AM »

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
 
             A half-gallon of 2% milk,
             A carton of eggs,
             A quart of orange juice,
            A head of romaine lettuce,
             A 2 lb. bag of coffee,
             And 1 lb. package of bacon.
 
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.
 
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
 
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.
 
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right.  But how on earth did you know that?"
 
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2006, 11:24:30 AM »

Harsh but funny
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2006, 01:25:24 PM »

lmao.
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2006, 01:28:52 PM »

LOL
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