very true

[dreth]

The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife,  I go down and
gently tickle the back of her knees,  she floats 6 inches above a da
bed in ecstacy."


The Frenchman replies. 
zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife,  Ah
kiss all ze way down her body, and zen    Ah lick za soles of her feet
wiz mah tongue,   and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
ecstasy."

The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out
of bed, walk over to the winder  and wipe my weener on the curtains. 
She hits the freakin' ceiling."

[yunt2ride]

LOL

[Fox17]

LMAO!!!!

[MPTonyT]

sounds like something Larry the Cable Guy would say.

[450rcrazy]

I dont care who ya are thats funny