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« Reply #75 on: November 13, 2006, 04:15:02 PM »

Yeah I know but you ran off with the video whats up with that Huh?

I had to edit it so Jody would look like he actually had something for the ladies to look at    Shocked Shocked

Ohhh ok well don't cut it any he's been doing pretty good with it for the past 10yrs Smiley
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« Reply #76 on: November 13, 2006, 04:42:10 PM »

I hear bell ringing in the background...
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« Reply #77 on: November 13, 2006, 04:42:55 PM »

Yeah you ready for round 2?
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« Reply #78 on: November 13, 2006, 05:23:59 PM »

this is getting good I need to go make some popcorn and get a jumbo soda pop.
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« Reply #79 on: November 13, 2006, 05:26:48 PM »

lol yeah I always new his name was Freak for a reason, he's the only one that could crop another mans manly hood and feel good about it. Smiley
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« Reply #80 on: November 13, 2006, 05:27:30 PM »

You know that comment worries me and it's probably b/c I've got a really bad mind...Sorry Dog I have to ask, if it was that easy then why are you drinking your own milk? And knowing your in the military saying that and your overseas I don't know if I'd be braggin about getting it everyday I mean you are in a strange place. lol I'm just picking on ya dog, cuz uh I ain't no cow... I only have 2 boobs Smiley

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know dont get me wrong, im not calling any of you lovely ladys cows, or any other type of animal. im not into that type of thing. i was just useing it for an example. and about the whole "being overseas, in a strange place" your right, it is a strange place, but that dont mean they love it any less. matter of fact, they prob love it more. like 2 or 3 at a time Evil. you can just go ahead and ask qt about that one Wink
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« Reply #81 on: November 13, 2006, 05:37:19 PM »

yeah but all that strange is gonna be like a male dog running around loose, He'll hit anything he can while he's out but at some point he'll gonna catch something unshakable Smiley
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« Reply #82 on: November 13, 2006, 06:46:55 PM »

Dog you're on your own here.  I know nothing about any incident you are speaking of. Shocked
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« Reply #83 on: November 13, 2006, 07:26:55 PM »

dog these ladies got you out classed.And if you are getting some everynight its with yourself and that dont count,I also would advise against being with the $luts over seas ,they have things you can catch that will cause the military to leave you behind the military normally warn you of this before your deployed.so stick to satisfying yourself until you come home then find yourself anice girl to settle down with and make a family .then you will see what is truly satisfying.
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« Reply #84 on: November 13, 2006, 07:53:31 PM »

its not the sluts i mess with in japan. all those other countrys ive been to, ya, there all over the place. but i live in japan. they're all normal girls, well, as normal as the japanese get. and they all seem to love american. i guess they think its a free ride. you can ask anyone whos been stationed in japan. you dont have to pay for it. oh ya and there is a thing called a female Marine. and trust me most of them are worse then the guys i know. so thanks for th advise, but its not realy like in the movies.
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« Reply #85 on: November 13, 2006, 08:03:33 PM »

were I work we mainly hire x military and train them to be machinists ,x militaty normally make excillant employees ,they have great work ethic.I do know a few that were station'd in japan think it was okinawa.they did say you could have a different girl daily if you were willing to take the risk of std's.I have also heard that most women join the military for the undisclosed benifits if ya know what I mean .A guy I work with told me a few stories that ended with him getting his tube scraped OUCH.but good luck with the ladies and thank you for serving this country.
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« Reply #86 on: November 14, 2006, 11:03:38 AM »

I am cringing at the thought... Cry  QT, I expected a better response from you...try again


devil dog, are you really in Japan?  Thanks for serving in the military...when you are back in the states, I will bring you to RR for a riding weekend...tell me more about them geisha girls!!!!
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« Reply #87 on: November 14, 2006, 12:18:20 PM »

jody works with a guy that was in the military like 20 or 30 years and he just came back to the states 10yrs ago. His reason....he got a japanese girl knocked up and in Japan you have to pay child support up front BEFORE you leave. He had to pay something like $50k before he could come home to the states and get discharged. It's crazy but it's effective. He also tells stories of a place you can go that you pay top $$ to have a girl sit on top of a glass table and you lay under it and she pees.. Sounds sick to me but he said they are kinky like that.. Dog you might want some suvieners but I'd get the one someone else might want or the one you can give your mom if need be Wink
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« Reply #88 on: November 14, 2006, 05:27:35 PM »

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He also tells stories of a place you can go that you pay top $$ to have a girl sit on top of a glass table and you lay under it and she pees.

WTF? what would be the reason for that .Thats nasty right there Barf!
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« Reply #89 on: November 14, 2006, 05:38:04 PM »

some people are down with the sick $hit and some (deff. me) aren't. when i was over seas the only females i would mess with were the army girls. yeah some may have been sluts but then others were looking for their next huisband as well. my buddy got suckered into that (moved to hawaii and all). when it was time for the girl i was seeing to leave she cried and tried to make me move and i told her Hawaii dont want me (hell FL doesnt either). i couldnt imagine messing with the locals where i was........ AFGHANISTAN......... um no. i dont think so. i knew a couple of guys that visited a WH@re house there and said it was ok. i think i just threw up a little in the back of my throat. but anyways i would be VERY carefull cause if the MP's catch you fratinizing, or you catch something AJAX wont wash off, you'll be sorry.
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« Reply #90 on: November 15, 2006, 10:25:08 AM »

I suppose everyone has their own type of enjoyment. Barf! 
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« Reply #91 on: November 15, 2006, 11:12:34 AM »

Yeah I guess I'm just glad they are over there Smiley
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« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2006, 11:24:31 AM »

c'mon pits... freak says you are into that kind of stuff...tell the truth
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« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2006, 12:51:05 PM »

He wouldn't know what I like but he did say something about you were showing him YOUR glass table in your living room. But he got all red and started stuttering and couldn't finsh what happened  Tongue
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« Reply #94 on: November 15, 2006, 01:03:57 PM »

He wouldn't know what I like but he did say something about you were showing him YOUR glass table in your living room. But he got all red and started stuttering and couldn't finsh what happened  Tongue

He told me to lay under the table then he got on top of it and started dancing in a very sexual manor, I thought all was going to be ok and I could just sneak out when he wasn't paying attn, that was until the glass broke and he landed on top of me    Shocked Huh Shocked Huh
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« Reply #95 on: November 15, 2006, 01:05:52 PM »

not the kind of golden shower you had in mind huh? that one hurt more i bet
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« Reply #96 on: November 15, 2006, 01:20:31 PM »

He wouldn't know what I like but he did say something about you were showing him YOUR glass table in your living room. But he got all red and started stuttering and couldn't finsh what happened  Tongue
He told me to lay under the table then he got on top of it and started dancing in a very sexual manor, I thought all was going to be ok and I could just sneak out when he wasn't paying attn, that was until the glass broke and he landed on top of me    Shocked Huh Shocked Huh

You loved it and don't deny it!!  Dam,  I am still pulling shards of glass out of my belly button...
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« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2006, 02:09:48 PM »

LMAO you know I was just fooling around but I think I hit the right buttons to make these boys come out of the closet! Smiley oh and by the way TMFI !!!!!!
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« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2006, 02:16:48 PM »

you can always join us in the closet for a round and hide and seek...we like new players...it makes things much more exciting when you hear screams in the dark Help!....
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« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2006, 02:46:56 PM »

Man, I haven't heard this much sex talk since I was in prison!


Me, personally, I'm waiting 'till I get married. I can't wait for my first time. It's gonna be awesome. I just hope I don't pass out from being so nervous.


I'm sure glad I waited.
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