I'm confused LEVEL RED OR ORANGE?

[o4250]

I think what we are dealing with here are Islamist Nazis, I mean there threatening castration , Donny. I mean lets not split hairs here.

Amateurs.

[o4250]

from what I understand hes got some real stiff competiton down there. Especially that Jesus Quintana, nobody messes w/ the JESUS!!!!

Eight year olds dude, eight year olds.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I think my post count has nearly double because of this thread.  I thought Bushwacker was going to Puerto Rico for his River Dancing skills.  Or maybe it was his interpretive dance rendition of Rambo.

[UncleRico]

The competition:

"The only competition I fear is Bushwacker and his life partner. Those American's really know the forbidden dance. It's like watching animals mate, only it makes my man parts tingle"  - Jesus Quintana

That quote was taken from The Forbidden Dance Monthly July Issue.

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[kawGIRL]

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[SomBch]

no body touches the Jesus's tender parts with out an invitation.

[SomBch]

do you think when the cops arrested these terrorists they said: your over the line smokey! mark it zero or your living in a world of pain!

[UncleRico]

do you think when the cops arrested these terrorists they said: your over the line smokey! mark it zero or your living in a world of pain!

If I close my eyes, I can picture exactly what the arresting officers said...........



Air Marshall One: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Air Marshall Two: Cat Game? What's the record?
Air Marhsall One : Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Air Marshall Two: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
Terrorist: Sorry about the...
Air Marshall Two: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and passport.
Air Marhall Two: Your passport? Hurry up meow. (2)
Terrorist: Sorry.
Air Marshall Two: Is there something funny here boy?
Terrorist: Oh, no.
Air Marshall Two: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Air Marshall Two: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Terrorist: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Air Marshall Two: Am I saying meow?
Terrorist: I thought...
Air Marshall Two: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) Where's the fire?
Air Marhasll Two. (5) What is so damn funny?
Terrorist: I could have sworn you said meow.
Air Marshall Two: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Air Marshall Two: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Air Marshall Two: Do you see me eating mice?
Air Marshall Two: You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Terrorist:  Yes sir.
Air Marshall Two: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. ( It's the law.
Air Marshall Two: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Air Marshall Two: Meow! (10)

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[svtbolt04]

You sir, have way too much free time on your hands.. For one, posting a movie quote in ever post you make, number two for watching every movie you get the quotes from.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I personally would have gone with The Repeater in the interogation room.

[Joedirt]

You all are SICK I tell ya...SICK...lol

[561rincon]

Ron White  says it best  "there should be 2 levels #1 find the helmet #2 put on the damn helmet...