I'm confused LEVEL RED OR ORANGE?

[UncleRico]

I was just informed that it's time to be affraid again.

The Brits issued a security alert...(The Brits, the same guy's who shot an electrician in the tubes for being a terrorist, only he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, the same guys that said Saddam had WMD's)


What level are we at, I'm hearing conflicting reports. RED OR ORANGE?

[Southern4x4]

yes im confused to,i think britan is at the top of their warning levels(red i think) and i think the us is orange

[MachineDog]

Pretty sure we went from orange, and now we're at red.

[kawGIRL]

Our Airports are on orange in the US, and anyone going overseas/UK is Red.

It's just the Airports I do bevieve.

[UncleRico]

Well, I'm not gonna take any chances.

I'm gonna take the lawn furniture off the deck and put it in the pool.

[Southern4x4]

also put the pool in the shed

[Sleazy_Rider78]

You may want to roll up the slip -n- slide as well.

[kawGIRL]

Make sure to clean out you underware drawer

[Sleazy_Rider78]

In response to the elevated threat, I have put on all my riding gear including but not limited to the following: helmet, boots, pants, jersey, goggles and gloves. 

[ananomaly]

Youssse guys are toooooo funny.

[SomBch]

I have collected as many roaches as I could, its my understanding they are one of the few animals that can survive a thermonuculear explosion. So I figure if I hang out with them I should be safe

[Sleazy_Rider78]

They have released several names of people who are responsible for this.  Please keep a look out for the following people:

Izheet Midrawers
Hoos Bin Pharteen
Ibin Pharteen
Miball Zes Hari
Ineeta Hummer
Hieed Da Salami
Shaiv Hirbush

[CABLEGUY1]

In response to the elevated threat, I have put on all my riding gear including but not limited to the following: helmet, boots, pants, jersey, goggles and gloves. 

                                                                                                                                   Elevator threat? I'm taking the stairs.

[SomBch]

They have released several names of people who are responsible for this.  Please keep a look out for the following people:

Izheet Midrawers
Hoos Bin Pharteen
Ibin Pharteen
Miball Zes Hari
Ineeta Hummer
Hieed Da Salami
Shaiv Hirbush

wow, hard to believe they would be Islamists ???That was some tough police work

[UncleRico]

"People PLEASE! Remain calm! There is plenty enough duct tape and visqueen for everyone. Not to mention the fact, that I've made a lovely ambrosia!"

[SomBch]

ambrosia?did you say ambrosia?? Your just my little hercules..hercules, hercules,hercules!!!

[kawGIRL]

I think some of these questionable names frequent this website....

Izheet Midrawers=Brett711
Hoos Bin Pharteen=Da_mtg_man
Ibin Pharteen=BigDaddy
Miball Zes Hari=Bushwacker
Ineeta Hummer=SwampRat
Hieed Da Salami=JoeDirt
Shaiv Hirbush=QT314
Oksheez Mi Nipple=PureLogic

[05greengriz]

Suzi, I can't take it, my side is huting from laughter

[Sleazy_Rider78]

"People PLEASE! Remain calm! There is plenty enough duct tape and visqueen for everyone. Not to mention the fact, that I've made a lovely ambrosia!"

I think the ambrosia will go well with the delicious bass I just caught.

[Bigscrb15]

This is one of the best threads in awhile. funny stuff.

[dirt digger]

I was just informed that it's time to be affraid again.

The Brits issued a security alert...(The Brits, the same guy's who shot an electrician in the tubes for being a terrorist, only he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, the same guys that said Saddam had WMD's)


What level are we at, I'm hearing conflicting reports. RED OR ORANGE?

homeland security is not a laughing matter. no one is asking anyone to be scared. just aware. what the brits did today was prevent another major terrorist attack on our people and theirs. laugh and joke all you want.fortunately our government(whos job is to protect us from enemies both foriegn and domestic) takes this stuff more seriously than you. as far as the electrician being shot accidentally, war is not pretty. i just wonder if you posted when fellow americans were being burned and dragged in the streets. or if you posted when nick bergs head was severed orn if you posted when paul johnson was beheaded. just wondering because im new here and i dont know anyone.......

[Sleazy_Rider78]

I was just informed that it's time to be affraid again.

The Brits issued a security alert...(The Brits, the same guy's who shot an electrician in the tubes for being a terrorist, only he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, the same guys that said Saddam had WMD's)


What level are we at, I'm hearing conflicting reports. RED OR ORANGE?

homeland security is not a laughing matter. no one is asking anyone to be scared. just aware. what the brits did today was prevent another major terrorist attack on our people and theirs. laugh and joke all you want.fortunately our government(whos job is to protect us from enemies both foriegn and domestic) takes this stuff more seriously than you. as far as the electrician being shot accidentally, war is not pretty. i just wonder if you posted when fellow americans were being burned and dragged in the streets. or if you posted when nick bergs head was severed orn if you posted when paul johnson was beheaded. just wondering because im new here and i dont know anyone.......

Thanks for the buzz kill.  Of course this is no laughing matter, I take these things very seriously.  Thats why I have wrapped myself in bubble wrap. 

[SomBch]

lighten up man, We all are making light of this cause last I checked this wasnt the FOX NEWS CHANNEL. Its all in good fun .There have been no known al-queda operatives on this website. Thats to say that the known knowns are known, but the known unknowns now that, that could be a different story.
BTW: I  feel im doing my part as a good american by sporting my George Bush underroos. There quite comforterable and double as a chemical suit.

[kawGIRL]

Lighten up sport, just taking the edge off  

[05greengriz]

I was just informed that it's time to be affraid again.

The Brits issued a security alert...(The Brits, the same guy's who shot an electrician in the tubes for being a terrorist, only he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, the same guys that said Saddam had WMD's)


What level are we at, I'm hearing conflicting reports. RED OR ORANGE?

homeland security is not a laughing matter. no one is asking anyone to be scared. just aware. what the brits did today was prevent another major terrorist attack on our people and theirs. laugh and joke all you want.fortunately our government(whos job is to protect us from enemies both foriegn and domestic) takes this stuff more seriously than you. as far as the electrician being shot accidentally, war is not pretty. i just wonder if you posted when fellow americans were being burned and dragged in the streets. or if you posted when nick bergs head was severed orn if you posted when paul johnson was beheaded. just wondering because im new here and i dont know anyone.......

I believe UncleRico were just reminding us all not to let our guard down. I don't believe anyone who has posted on this thread believes it is a laughing matter. We are all pretty much family here, so first off welcome to the site, secondly everyone here for the most part will give you the shirt off their back, and I for one do support our troops.