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Famous Jerky Boys phrases. I'll go first. "I went to dentist for tooth decay. Ahhhhhhhhh,Oooooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wake up my pants unbutton.Ahhhhhhh. Yes if you never heard the Jerky Boys you will not get the humor.
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 07:20:14 PM » |
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"You have inspection license?"
"SPECIAL WHAT?"
"YOU HAVE INSPECTION LICENSE?"
"Oh, Inspection License, yeah, sure I got all that sh*t, tough guy"
"I worked on race cars for 16 years"
"Let me speak to your f@$kin' boss"
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UNLUCKY #13 RACING "I want to thank my sponsors, Jack Cass Bail Bonds, The Cleveland Steamer Carpet Cleaner Company, The Rusty Trombone Pub, and Dirty Sanchez's Liquor and Check Cashing."
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 07:26:10 PM » |
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You want the kind you ride on or the kind you push? Ride on? Youse a lazy bastard.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 08:19:32 PM » |
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This is the super across the street!
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 08:26:56 PM » |
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Famous Jerky Boys phrases. I'll go first. "I went to dentist for tooth decay. Ahhhhhhhhh,Oooooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wake up my pants unbutton.Ahhhhhhh. Yes if you never heard the Jerky Boys you will not get the humor.
Dis man, he must be stopped....my toof is dripping bloood AAAHHHHH he punch me and my pants unbutton. |
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 08:30:43 PM » |
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I am the egyptian magician. I punch my chest and it dissapears into the crowd.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 08:33:05 PM » |
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I am the egyptian magician. I punch my chest and it dissapears into the crowd.
I pull large pieces of furniture from my A@@. |
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 08:43:39 PM » |
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You paint in the union?
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 08:45:28 PM » |
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You paint in the union?
You killed uncle freddy!! |
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 08:47:31 PM » |
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Yeah is this sillys pizza?
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 08:50:14 PM » |
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You wanna sell caars true me or wat?
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 08:51:23 PM » |
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I need dough like anyone.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 08:53:20 PM » |
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Yes yes and sometimes as a bonus I set myself on fire.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2006, 08:54:49 PM » |
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I wanna be a singa but I just aint got it no more. "Wont you be my meloncollllyyyy baaaaaaabbyyyyyyyyyy?
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2006, 08:56:15 PM » |
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Back in WWII i used to be a seaman, now i just squirt it all over my wife's a#@
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2006, 08:56:59 PM » |
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I know who is deese.
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2006, 08:58:17 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2006, 08:59:29 PM » |
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It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.
Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2006, 09:02:26 PM » |
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dee snake, it bit my eye aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2006, 09:04:32 PM » |
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I need some help here.. my Dog is stuck in the pianno.
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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2006, 09:06:06 PM » |
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i was up there on da roof, with the Mexicans and the hot mops, i was shooting them down left and right, my wife come up there she wants to run her mouth, i shot her a@$ down too.
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2006, 09:07:08 PM » |
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It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.
Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
Yeah I know what you mean. Me,my brothers and our friends used to talk jerky whenever we got together. It cracks me up. I think it's funny that others are as deranged as we are.LOL. " My eyes are going crazy" I went to the empire state building and I can't see so good. |
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2006, 09:08:13 PM » |
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Ah see were off to a bad start already.
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2006, 09:08:32 PM » |
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I need some help here.. my Dog is stuck in the pianno.
You want me to get your'e Rotwiller out of the piano? I dont think so. |
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« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2006, 09:09:02 PM » |
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wow, i can be here all night, gotta get back to work one more before i go, this is FRANK, Frank who?, FRANK Fu$kin$ RIZZO
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