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Famous Jerky Boys phrases. I'll go first. "I went to dentist for tooth decay. Ahhhhhhhhh,Oooooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wake up my pants unbutton.Ahhhhhhh. Yes if you never heard the Jerky Boys you will not get the humor.
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 07:20:14 PM » |
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"You have inspection license?"
"SPECIAL WHAT?"
"YOU HAVE INSPECTION LICENSE?"
"Oh, Inspection License, yeah, sure I got all that sh*t, tough guy"
"I worked on race cars for 16 years"
"Let me speak to your f@$kin' boss"
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 07:26:10 PM » |
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You want the kind you ride on or the kind you push? Ride on? Youse a lazy bastard.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 08:19:32 PM » |
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This is the super across the street!
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 08:26:56 PM » |
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Famous Jerky Boys phrases. I'll go first. "I went to dentist for tooth decay. Ahhhhhhhhh,Oooooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wake up my pants unbutton.Ahhhhhhh. Yes if you never heard the Jerky Boys you will not get the humor.
Dis man, he must be stopped....my toof is dripping bloood AAAHHHHH he punch me and my pants unbutton. |
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 08:30:43 PM » |
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I am the egyptian magician. I punch my chest and it dissapears into the crowd.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 08:33:05 PM » |
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I am the egyptian magician. I punch my chest and it dissapears into the crowd.
I pull large pieces of furniture from my A@@. |
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 08:43:39 PM » |
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You paint in the union?
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 08:45:28 PM » |
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You paint in the union?
You killed uncle freddy!! |
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 08:47:31 PM » |
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Yeah is this sillys pizza?
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 08:50:14 PM » |
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You wanna sell caars true me or wat?
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 08:51:23 PM » |
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I need dough like anyone.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 08:53:20 PM » |
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Yes yes and sometimes as a bonus I set myself on fire.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2006, 08:54:49 PM » |
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I wanna be a singa but I just aint got it no more. "Wont you be my meloncollllyyyy baaaaaaabbyyyyyyyyyy?
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2006, 08:56:15 PM » |
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Back in WWII i used to be a seaman, now i just squirt it all over my wife's a#@
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2006, 08:56:59 PM » |
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I know who is deese.
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2006, 08:58:17 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2006, 08:59:29 PM » |
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It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.
Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2006, 09:02:26 PM » |
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dee snake, it bit my eye aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2006, 09:04:32 PM » |
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I need some help here.. my Dog is stuck in the pianno.
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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2006, 09:06:06 PM » |
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i was up there on da roof, with the Mexicans and the hot mops, i was shooting them down left and right, my wife come up there she wants to run her mouth, i shot her a@$ down too.
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2006, 09:07:08 PM » |
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It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.
Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
Yeah I know what you mean. Me,my brothers and our friends used to talk jerky whenever we got together. It cracks me up. I think it's funny that others are as deranged as we are.LOL. " My eyes are going crazy" I went to the empire state building and I can't see so good. |
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2006, 09:08:13 PM » |
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Ah see were off to a bad start already.
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2006, 09:08:32 PM » |
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I need some help here.. my Dog is stuck in the pianno.
You want me to get your'e Rotwiller out of the piano? I dont think so. |
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« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2006, 09:09:02 PM » |
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wow, i can be here all night, gotta get back to work one more before i go, this is FRANK, Frank who?, FRANK Fu$kin$ RIZZO
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« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2006, 09:10:27 PM » |
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It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.
Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
Yeah I know what you mean. Me,my brothers and our friends used to talk jerky whenever we got together. It cracks me up. I think it's funny that others are as deranged as we are.LOL. " My eyes are going crazy" I went to the empire state building and I can't see so good. LOL, I forgot about that one  |
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2006, 09:14:00 PM » |
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I got hemmroids bad. Their tearing the a$$ out of me. Are these doctors reputable?
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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2006, 09:31:11 PM » |
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"I bought 400 square feet of ceramic kitchen tile, and all that S@!t is busted....Sandlewood or whatever the f&%k you guys call it"
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2006, 02:39:54 AM » |
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yeah and that esbestos sh@t, i eat the fu$#in sh*t, i put mustard on it and eat that sh@t!!
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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2006, 07:52:58 AM » |
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"Hey this is big, Hock, I got hamstrings like Ah-nulds"
"Ah, big kock, you play for the Canarcy Raiders?"
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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2006, 08:03:46 AM » |
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Should I bring all my shoes and my glasses?
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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2006, 08:29:42 AM » |
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it's a little small house.......it's black. and she's away on a trip and i want the thing torn down.
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2006, 08:38:24 AM » |
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Pablo honey.....please come to Florida.
You washing your a$$? Keeping yourself clean?
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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2006, 09:02:19 AM » |
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you kicked my dog............. i'm going to kill you! |
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2006, 10:46:34 AM » |
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I'll come down there a rack your fing head in with a ratchet
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2006, 11:08:04 AM » |
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Is Renaldo there? I want to show him my toolbox.
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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2006, 06:37:54 PM » |
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you have to let me come down there.......i will freak you out.
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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2006, 07:03:49 PM » |
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"You want to sue me?"
"Yes."
"Why do you want to sue me?"
"For punitive damages"
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"Get Brett Weir, I SAID!"
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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2006, 08:34:54 PM » |
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Those guns make me very scary. Boobita bobita boobita boobita bobita.
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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2006, 11:44:25 PM » |
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He's got this thing it's a boot with a foot in it. It's an actual foot from a soldier. You know how they make the dried up little shrunken heads??? It's like that.
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« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2006, 07:18:28 AM » |
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"Yes, I was calling about the items you had for sale in the paper, where can I see them?"
"They're at my house in the atic."
"And where would that be located?"
"At the top of my house....near the roof"
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« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2006, 07:47:55 AM » |
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What kind of TV is it? " It's the kind you watch shows on" "Touch it in the back,he said touch it in the back"
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« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2006, 11:50:53 AM » |
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Peter's a$$ is blue.
He said we could frolic on the beach and he'd rub little bags of sand all over my a$$y nipples and then he would tie me to the pier and wait for the tide to come in.
My A$$ looks like a garbage bag full of ricotta cheese woman.
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« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2006, 12:46:21 AM » |
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Does it say "GAME SHOW LOVERS?"
Mr Trebek will punch you right in the face and go straight to commercial break.
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