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« on: April 24, 2006, 10:45:44 AM » |
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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
this?
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor
home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt
... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I
did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ...
so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ".
And here I am.
Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
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« Last Edit: April 24, 2006, 04:39:24 PM by bushwacker »
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svtbolt04
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2006, 11:40:56 AM » |
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Too bad its spelled blonde
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Black wheels, plastics, some shiny chrome pieces. Left over dirt from last year, handle bars.
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Mudneck
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2006, 02:29:05 PM » |
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Too bad its spelled blonde
IT IS NOW GET OFF THE GIRLY SITE! LOL
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Bigscrb15
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2006, 03:35:43 PM » |
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the first blond isnt fixed, lol
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
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Mudneck
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2006, 04:40:14 PM » |
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the first blond isnt fixed, lol
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming Your an ASH! |
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susieblazer
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2006, 07:00:45 PM » |
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check the funkenwagonal.............it is spelled blonde...................
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renmus
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2006, 08:26:58 PM » |
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That is much funnier now that you have spelt BLONDE correctly.
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kawGIRL
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2006, 11:06:02 AM » |
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Give him a break ......he is BLONDE!  |
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renmus
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 12:57:32 PM » |
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Can you post a picture of that blonde cowboy?
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kawGIRL
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2006, 02:05:29 PM » |
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renmus
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 03:01:13 PM » |
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That does not look like a naked cowboy to me.  Guess I will have to remember it is a FAMILY forum. |
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kawGIRL
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 03:12:02 PM » |
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Just think about it...He is naked under those clothes  |
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2006, 03:49:46 PM » |
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YEA BUT WHAT DID THE REDHEAD LOOK LIKE??? ANY PICS? LOL  |
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kawGIRL
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2006, 04:13:02 PM » |
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Bluesman you want a visual of EVERYTHING! |
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Bigscrb15
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2006, 06:38:34 PM » |
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here is a pic of the blonde cowboy
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2006, 07:13:18 PM » |
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hmmmmmmmmmm looks like the late 60's or early 80's...heheheh
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2006, 07:46:12 PM » |
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here is a pic of the blonde cowboy
EASY THERE BIG SCRUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB heres one of you! [attachment deleted by admin] |
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2006, 08:39:24 PM » |
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here is a pic of the blonde cowboy
EASY THERE BIG SCRUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB heres one of you! good thing you didn't get me the next day. I was just wearing my leather chaps on the bike, and nothing else! |
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2006, 09:22:34 PM » |
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No. Now that is just not right.  |
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