50 years ago

FIFTY YEARS AGO

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time
we made out over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and we made out for the very first time."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around back there and we can do it
again for old time's sake?"

"Oh Buddy, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but I like the idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers making out against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The elderly couple slip out of their clothes and embrace as they lean back against the fence. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious love making that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally,
they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is AMAZED!

He realizes he has just learned something about life that he had not known
before. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, "This was truly amazing. I've got to
ask them what their secret is."

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic love life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.