saw this on another site and it reminded me of someone.
Question: How many Forum users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
been changed.
-Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently.
-Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
-Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
-Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
-Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct
spelling.
-Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
-Eleven to defend the posting to the group, saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
-Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior,where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work
best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
-Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
-Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.
-Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
-Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
-Four to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.
AND
One lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with
something unrelated and start it all over again.
