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« on: March 03, 2006, 11:19:10 AM »

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch and
then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the  unexpected
behavior,asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to  the
doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to
get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working
and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on                                       
her  coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm
going to the  doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're  going to start
using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2006, 02:11:29 PM »

lol  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2006, 05:00:32 PM »

lol  Grin

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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2006, 03:08:20 PM »

thats funny
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2006, 04:58:32 PM »

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