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« on: January 19, 2006, 12:52:02 PM »

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived
when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
 
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic.
 
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure
than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that
he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
 
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
without success.
 
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
 
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
 
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep,
The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

Have a nice day.....
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2006, 01:56:15 PM »

Thats going to be a pretty long day Wink
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